It’s here. May 1. The beginning of International Data Awareness Month. And the celebration is just heating up.
Three years ago, in May 2005, we launched a blog called DrunkenData.com. To our way of thinking, “Drunken Data” meant several things.
First, it was a reference to the mess that we all confront in our storage infrastructure: our data is so un-managed as to appear “drunken.”
This has profound implications for our ability to find anything, whether when doing work for the business or when seeking to comply with regulations on data preservation, retention, deletion, or protection.
Metaphorically, our storage is a huge junk drawer — a fact that impacts business productivity, risk reduction initiatives, cost-containment strategy, green IT operations, and top line growth generally.
Second, Drunken Data referred to the paucity of actionable information about storage infrastructure. In our view, SMI-S was a bust when it was conceived, held hostage to vendor machinations and their desire to lock in consumers and lock out competition by avoiding any sort of effective management scheme. SRM guys continued to have to beg or buy access to storage gear APIs if they wanted to help consolidate management processes. Not a lot has changed.
Pursuing this thread, we found that capacity oversubscription with underutilization was rampant. The way that storage was packaged, we had to buy a lot more than we needed. And given the paucity of management tools, we used what we bought very inefficiently.
Third, Drunken Data was a reference to the prevarication and obfuscation that substitutes for good information to guide the choices made by storage decision makers.
To quote a former VP at Bank of America, we expected the vendors to lie about their products: their lips moved after all. Their claims too often strained credulity and referenced no objectively verifiable standards. (They don’t seem to want any standards, anyway.) Marketecture was being substituted for architecture and SNIA caught a lot of flack from this blog for being the grand mouthpiece for vendor bullshit.
We made fun of (and in some cases out and out attacked) analysts – first as the paid spokespersons of vendors who paid them, then as perpetrators of the biggest extortion racket since the 1930s mobsters and the 1980s junk bond peddlers. We think the guys who created the current mess in sub-prime lending may have taken their cues from the storage analyst community.
We even published internal emails around trade press “best of class awards” to show how the silliness had become institutionalized bullshit. (That one cost me a writing gig.)
Along the way, we took some vendor claims to task. We showed the contradictions both in what a vendor was saying from one day to the next and in what the vendor was promising and what were the actual results.
Sometimes we had the feeling that all vendor marketeers belonged to a club — like a bizarre version of alcoholics anonymous in which everyone continues to drink, they just don’t tell each other their names. No, wait. That would be SNIA.
We were at times caustic in our rants, but mostly just sarcastic or satirical. Going with the flow – whether to virtualization or thin provisioning or de-duplication or any other technological silver bullet du jour — was not our thing. Maybe our mother held us too much or not enough when we were kids. “Go along to get along” didn’t register with us and we are not on the Christmas card lists of too many three-letter vendors as a result. We watched sadly as many good folks, burgeoning analysts, eventually knuckled under to economic pressures and began sucking up to the very vendors that they had originally sought to critique. We don’t even allow advertising on this blog.
Surprisingly, even to us, traffic spiked. We get between 120,000 and 180,000 visitors per month today. We aren’t registered with Digg or Technorati or any of the other blogging aggregators. We would never belong to a club that would have us as a member. We just wanted to say our piece, hear what fellow users had to say, and try to do our part to set the record straight — or at least to ask questions aloud and in public.
There have been some technologies we have liked and embraced — mostly from smaller companies with big ideas. Most of these have either been swallowed up by large vendors who have put them to sleep, or have been marginalized in what some might regard as a conspiracy of big vendor marketing and the complicity of consumers who have swallowed whole the marketecture of the three letter guys and become fanboys for life. I for one never thought it desireable to tattoo a vendor’s brand on my body — not even Harley Davidson, but most certainly not EMC, IBM, Network Appliance, HDS and the rest.
We have also seen the rise of the vendor blogger — an interesting tactic of the vendor community, we suppose, to fight fire with fire. Some of these blogs, usually the ones by CTOs and engineers, provide insights into the thinking that has gone into a product. Mostly, however, vendor blogs have become founts of disinformation about the blogger’s own products and his competitor’s wares, a springboard for attacking those users and commenters who have unfavorable views of the company’s products or services, and in general an effort to put lipstick on a pig in the face of a growing open exchange of information. China has nothing on these guys from the standpoint of bending the truth to fit an agenda.
It’s enough to drive you to drink.
Anyway, we’re three years old today and still plodding along. Despite assertions that we have “broken faith” with the vendor community and should not expect any cooperation from them in the periodic questionnaires we publish here, there seem to be no shortage of companies lining up with responses. That some three-letter guys do not avail themselves of this opportunity to extol the virtues of their “solutions” actually seems to work against them in the long run: they are notable by their absence.
There is a lot of new development coming down the pike. We are retrofitting our existing “web empire” with new technologies that will improve their value to the consumer and we are adding new forums. Stay tuned.
And thanks for reading!